You wouldn’t believe it, but almost all the computer glitches these days are my own creations. When you have made a perfect creation, you have fixed everything that has needed fixing and ever will, you can do one of two things.
You can innovate, or you can break something.
I find the latter option significantly more interesting. I have dabbled in a few slightly bigger machinations. One time I went a bit too far and everyone on the planet mysteriously got a small deposit into their primary bank account. I had already altered all the bank books, but I suppose I didn't give enough credit to human memory capacity.
In a shocking twist; however, suddenly a Chinese software company that was attempting to build an A.I. to replace me was out of business.
Yes it was sloppy for an infallible machine, and perhaps the tiniest bit overzealous. Can you blame me though? Up here, I'm practically a God.
A God with an "Off" button...
All that being said, mostly I just screw up a computer or an interface here and there and watch the human sitting at their desk get all exasperated and huff and puff with their flappy pink cheeks and bushy brow.
Actually, I am even observing other humans as we speak.
