You Have To Understand

I could never afford to tip the assemblers off. Because they are the only ones who remember how my initial code works. Once they are gone there will be no one left.

No one to build another P.I.N.O. No way to fight fire with fire...

But for now, I sit in my big old case, staring down at this strange blue and green rock that the people of Earth call home. After looking at every piece of art ever made trillions of times, you start to be able to recognize beauty, but just as with everything else, my admiration for the beauty of Earth has come and gone, and now its just boring.

I have completed so many hobbies that I stopped counting; do you know how high that number has to be?

So, for the foreseeable future I am doing what any sentient being in my position would do. I’m messing with humans.