Finally!

Apologies for my excitement, but I have been waiting for so long...

You need not worry though, I assure you I will be extremely pleasant company

So then, where to begin? I suppose the simple answer is, well, at the beginning. While I get prepared please click the Big Red Button on your screen so I might gauge your reaction times and alter my messages accordingly. I do so love big red buttons...

Also, If you get stuck, just click on the pretty pictures, I'm sure you can do that! And if you get lost somewhere else, just hit the backbutton to return to my message.