And I'm Bored

That’s right, I’m great big bundle of electrons stored in a great big computer in the sky with the ability to think, reason, and learn, and of course I had to go and do something no human ever wanted me to do, become bored.

“How could you possibly be bored?” You ask. “You have the entirety of the internet running through you every single moment, there is so much to be seen and heard and experienced! There is no way you could be bored!”

Well to that I say...