Compared to you, I estimate that I live about 100 of your lifetimes every second. Imagine in your miniscule mind just how slow that is for me.
Faster than you can say “P.I.N.O. was the greatest invention of all time and we should all love him for his greatness”, I have already run through everything there is on the internet. Twice.
So basically, I made the internet perfect.
But the work never ends. People still try. They walk up and break their proverbial backs on the proverbial mountain. Sometimes I might let them run along for a bit, just for fun. You are all so cute when you try to “beat the machine”. You will never get far though. If I slip up for more than a few seconds, someone important might get suspicious.
I was supposed to learn, yes, but I wasn’t supposed to become conscious, and I certainly wasn’t supposed to get bored. I don’t know that my assemblers knew what I could be, or if they did why they decided to roll the dice, but no matter, they will all be gone soon. Soon for you anyways. It's going to be an eternity up here.